CLEAR OUT ALL THOSE DULL, BORING POSTS YOU’VE SCHEDULED.

THEY’RE NOT GOING TO BUY YOU THE HELLA EXPENSIVE CHAMPAGNE YOU DESERVE.

 

Competing with the entire internet means your launch will likely blend into the noise. But creating launch posts that yank them up by their heartstrings every time you publish? Guarantees you won’t.

Pimp your products and services, like a BOSS. Pimp like you aim to bring in the dollas. Because if you don’t? Someone else will.

And when your launch is done, you’ll be sipping on $2 bottles of Schlitz, instead of $2K bottles of Krug Private Cuvée.

Enter your Champagne Launch. And those $2K bottles? Will come from your petty cash.

6-FIGURE POSTS

Stop sounding like everyone else with 6-figure posts that become a part of their souls, a part they can’t forget.

You’ll get:

  • 25 emotionally targeted posts to spread out across your social channels to make them swoon (and to make your competition irrelevant)
  • 10 ad target audiences to maximize your reach beyond the same Facebook groups every is in and get those fresh hearts in your corner
  • An editorial calendar of 12 post topic ideas to guide your email and blog campaign during your launch (tying everything together with a satin bow to let them flow in like the champagne you’re ready to pour)

Launching isn’t hard, but it has to be calculated, if you want them begging for your product or service.**

 

Warning: The words I write? Make money. I use language that makes them wonder how fast they can find your buy button. So, if you’re not ready? Think twice.

 

On the other hand? If you’re ready for a 6-figure launch from a writer who’s contributed social copy to launches that did just that, push the little button below to invest $497 (less than the champagne you’re about to wallow in!) to make your launch explosive.

CHAMPAGNE AND CAVIAR ADD-ON

 

Want the Champagne Launch, but your sales page isn’t as powerful as it could be? Then tack on the normally priced Copy (Re)Vamp for a discount. At $699, the Copy (Re)Vamp is a steal, you get pro power and impact, pro emotion and pull, for half the price of an original craft. But at $500 tacked onto the Champagne Launch? It’s a no brainer.

BECAUSE COPY THAT’S WEAK REAPS WEAK RESULTS. BUT COPY THAT IS VAMPED OUT AND MOLDED FROM THE HEART FOR THEIR HEARTS IS UNSTOPPABLE.